In our very First installment of "The Daily Observations of A Paranoid Negro, We take a look at a few of the things that everybody is talking about...by "everybody" I mean me.

In 2010, Heterosexual men who wear skinny jeans will get brutally beaten by Homosexuals. Check this article out to see why.

How Rudy Guliani is a major hater, Women are spreading the love of their Boobs, and how to use the movie Boondocks Saints in a joke about late night comedy shows. ....